David is thinking about the meat faerie (zoomardav) wrote,
David is thinking about the meat faerie

"Sexy" Costumes

It's the time of year when I start getting costume catalogs at work.

As usual, costume companies feel the need to make a "sexy" version of just about every costume they sell. Of course, because ladies have to be "sexy" when they dress up in a costume.

I'll put them behind a cut so they don't pollute your friend's list, but this is my list of this years most oddly inappropriate "sexy" costumes.

Sexy Ghostbuster! More like sexy Ghost-busty! You know, cause of her breasts and stuff.


Mrs. Voorhees, the sexy wife of Jason from Friday the 13th. You know it's her because she has a 13 on her boob.


And last but not least, the product of your nightmares, Mrs. Freddy Krueger. Is it your nightmares... OR YOUR DREAMS?


I'm hoping next year they get the rights to the muppets and can finally do that sexy Grover costume I've been waiting for.
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