David is thinking about the meat faerie (zoomardav) wrote,
David is thinking about the meat faerie
zoomardav

A preachment, dear friend, you are about to receive on John Barleycorn, nicotine and the temptations

I rode the bus downtown yesterday and sat very close to drunk old man screaming incomprehensible angry things. Here is what I think he yelled as I heard them over the top of the iPod I was listening to at a high volume.

You won't get away with this, Batman!

A hobo drinks Listerine and sterilizes the sidewalk with vomit.

Staples! It was all about staples. Oh mama, why staples!

My finger is guilty of listening to you.

K-Fed is underrated.

My favorite flavor is persimmon, why don't more things taste like persimmon, asshole!

I could kill you! Sex in the City! Rerun! Rerun!

I think that sconce is very tasteful!



I may have misheard a few of them, but I'm pretty sure about that last one.
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