You won't get away with this, Batman!
A hobo drinks Listerine and sterilizes the sidewalk with vomit.
Staples! It was all about staples. Oh mama, why staples!
My finger is guilty of listening to you.
K-Fed is underrated.
My favorite flavor is persimmon, why don't more things taste like persimmon, asshole!
I could kill you! Sex in the City! Rerun! Rerun!
I think that sconce is very tasteful!
I may have misheard a few of them, but I'm pretty sure about that last one.