Went to the sub shop today with some coworkers. I never get a stamp card for restaurants, they take up too much space in my bacon wallet, so I always borrow someone else's card so they can get the stamps. Today, the stamps for my sandwich filled up the card and the cashier asked if I wanted to make this sandwich free. I told her that I didn't and that I was saving them for a rainy day.
She got this crazy look on her face, wide eyes and crooked smile, and then said, "You are a frugal giant!"
Two words I didn't imagine would fit so naturally together.