David is thinking about the meat faerie (zoomardav) wrote,
David is thinking about the meat faerie

As I lay me down to sleep, I pray to Shatner my soul to keep...

WIlliam Shatner reading the Bible. That alone would sell me.

However, he's reading it with a full orchestra and 350 singers behind him. Most of the time in this situation, you'd hope that the person reading wouldn't be overwhelmed by the music. But, with Shanter I'd worry that the orchestra and singers aren't enough. They are going to be washed out by the pure power of his Shatner powered vocal cords speaking the word of GOD!

I have a feeling this recording is going to redefine religion and spirituality for all that hear it. Other holy books are going to seem like nothing but the flowery scribblings of pansy-growing nancy boys with delusions of Shatnerhood. I mean Godhood.

Other people read the Bible. Shatner becomes the Bible.

I also want to hear the outtakes from the recording session.

"Uh, Mr. Shatner, it's a burning bush NOT a burning tree."

"Maybe in your Bible it's a burning bush, but in my Bible it's a burning tree. Since I'm the one who reading I guess we'll have to go with what's in my Bible. Now, lets move on to the 23 plagues and God's instructions to Mooses."


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