David is thinking about the meat faerie (zoomardav) wrote,
David is thinking about the meat faerie

Alarm Clock Idea...

Someone should make an alarm clock that wakes you up with that beepy noise the digital clock makes as 24 goes to commercial. It would get your adrenal gland going. You have to make it to the shower before the nerve gas is released.

The back up alarm could be Jerry Orbach making a snarky comment about a corpse and then the Law and Order "Dun Dun" sound.

Or David Caruso making a crap joke and then adjusting his sunglasses before Roger Daltrey screams you awake.
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