She told a story about how her friends set her up on a date with a guy she'd never met. It turned out he was a mortician and he showed up at her house in a black suit and wanted to take her to the Olive Garden in his hearse. She refused to drive in the hearse, she was creeped out, and made him drive in her car.
She said she knew that she would never see him again because while they were waiting for their food, she took a bite of a bread stick and he said, "You know, that bread stick looks just like a dead man's penis."
So, we performed it as a ballet. Just thought I'd share.