David is thinking about the meat faerie (zoomardav) wrote,
David is thinking about the meat faerie

A Story

I post this story because it made me laugh really hard. The person who told it to me swears it is true. I paraphrase, but I am attempting to use the language of the original telling.

So, my sister and her boyfriend have this skanky slut roommate. She's always out getting drunk and sleeping around. One night, my sister and her boyfriend are sitting in the living room, just watching TV, when they hear someone open the door. Their roommate walks in, obviously drunk off her ass. She slowly walks across to her room and doesn't say anything. Her face is covered with streaks and smudges of black and white. They thought she'd been in a fight or something.

Twenty seconds later, a mime walks across the room, his makeup around him mouth is just about gone. He goes in the roommates room and shuts the door.

And blackout.
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