David is thinking about the meat faerie (zoomardav) wrote,
David is thinking about the meat faerie

Dry Cleaning Accident

On my way to work this morning I accidently grabbed the bag with my gorilla costume in it and dropped it off at the dry cleaners. When I got home I saw my laundry was still where I had left it and I realized my mistake.

I drove down to switch out the bags. When I got there, the young girl was working in her FUBU overalls. She pulled the bag out from under the counter as I was approaching. Obviously it had been discussed during the day and she had been alerted to the possibility that I might come back.

I said, "I think I dropped off the wrong bag." I smiled a bit.

She frowned at me so severely I knew that she thought there was nothing funny about my mistake. In fact, my mistake was the opposite of funny. My mistake had killed children and puppies. At least that's how dour she looked.

I wonder if they thought I was trying to play a practical joke.
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