David is thinking about the meat faerie (zoomardav) wrote,
David is thinking about the meat faerie

Overheard snippets of conversation today...

"Goin' to Chuck E Cheese, huh? A few years ago I was on a first name basis with Mr. Cheese. Errr. Chuck. Watch out for viruses there. Kids will wipe their noses on anything."

"The vet said she should have an IV, but I'm ashamed to admit that the first thought that went through my mind was there goes $500. It was just a bag of M&Ms."

"He's got enough money that everything he says is interesting."

"What about pork pirates? Does that sound too dirty?"

"Do you need your back waxed for Hawaii?"
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