The Chef saw it and screamed, "You would not treat the furniture in your living room that way! How dare you treat my chair like that! Get out now!"
The guy, it was his first time in the place said, "Is this part of the act?"
The woman he was with said, "He's a client of mine. I eat here all the time. If he apologizes for it, can we stay?"
The Grouchy Chef nodded and turned toward the cad.
The guy just laughed, "Do you want me to apologize in English or Japanese?"
The Grouchy Chef said, "Get out now! Out! You cannot treat my things that way."
The couple just stood and looked at the menu for a while and waited for him to take their order. The chef told them they could stay as long as they wanted, but they wouldn't get any food.