David is thinking about the meat faerie (zoomardav) wrote,
David is thinking about the meat faerie

Cliche and Cliche, Private Detectives

I keep thinking about a private detective show where Mr. T and a prospector have to team up to solve crimes. You see, they find out they have the same dad, after he's dead they meet at the reading of his will, and to get his inheritance, they'll have to work together and run his detective agency.

Of course, the prospector is always driving Mr. T crazy with his panning for evidence and his stubborn mule he insists on bringing to crime scenes. And the prospector isn't a fan of Mr. T's no jibba-jabba manner. Mr.T would rather use his fists than his powers of diplomacy.

It would have exchanges like, "Quiet fool, haven't you ever heard of a thing called motive?"

"Gyah Gyah, (That's prospector laughter) you're right T, I didn't think about that. Now sit down here by the fire while I russle us up some vittles."


"Now. Mr. T, put that boy down, he ain't caused nobody no trouble no how."

"Quiet fool, this boy is the murderer and I can prove it through simple deductive logic."

I think it will make people like one another more, because if Mr. T and the prospector can get along, why can't everyone?

Yes, I've had a fever in the last 24 hours. So what?
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