David is thinking about the meat faerie (zoomardav) wrote,
David is thinking about the meat faerie

My new neighbor

I just met my new neighbor in the elevator. I saw him down in the parking lot berating his daughter and telling her she should be more organized. I introduced myself and he looked down at Roscoe and snootily said, "I don't like dogs. I hope he doesn't bark." He talked to me in exactly the voice he used to lecture his teenage daughter.

At that point I knew that I would never have anything to say to him ever again. I will probably have to speak to him at some point, but it won't be my choice.
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