David is thinking about the meat faerie (zoomardav) wrote,
David is thinking about the meat faerie

Tony, my robot...

My experiment with Tony, the imaginary giant robot, doesn't seem to be working out. I've decided that I need a team of imaginary friends to handle the whole scope of the issues I deal with in my daily life. So, I am adding a few new imaginary friends. Remember, anything NOT in italics in my journal is real. In italics, it involves one of my imaginary friends.

The Ghost of Gene Siskel: Famed movie critic struck down before his time at the age of 53. He now lives in a the empty case of a Star Trek 6: The Undiscovered Country DVD that I misplaced.

A Really Positive Flea Name Jack: He lives on Roscoe and always looks on the bright side of any problem.

Yoshi The Very Wise Retired Gay Ninja: He lives under our kitchen sink dispensing pearls of wisdom and sensible fashion tips.

Googly the Genius Fairy With All the Answers: Googly may not be big, but he's a genius when it comes to knowing stuff. He also has magic powder that ends conversations that have gone on too long, masks halitosis and makes you invisible to Scientologists.

I hope this works out a bit better.
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