David is thinking about the meat faerie (zoomardav) wrote,
David is thinking about the meat faerie

Giant Robot.

I have decided that for a few weeks, I am going to pretend that I have a giant robot friend named Tony that I can contact by pressing a button on the bracelet given to me by a mad scientist.

The things that actually happened to me will be in normal typeface.

The things that happen with Tony will be in italics.

"I'm glad I can be of help, David. Can I get you another diet soda?"

"Sure Tony, and while you're at it, could you fly back in time and stop Green Day from performing "We Are the Champions" at Live 8 in Berlin?"

"It would be my pleasure, David."
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