David is thinking about the meat faerie (zoomardav) wrote,
David is thinking about the meat faerie
zoomardav

Cursed...

The only reason I watched this damn movie, Wes Craven's Cursed, was to see a werericci. And they don't even show it!

Rip off!

Then, about a third of they way through, they introduced Scott Baio playing himself. I thought, werebaio tops werericci! Nope. Bupkus werechachi.

Rip off!

Craig Kilborn was in it too, but I don't care if he's a werekilborn. Which he wasn't!

Roscoe enjoyed the movie more than I did because lots of dog's barked. Every time dog barked he charged the TV and barked back. He was scared during the part where a golden retriever changed into some kind of werewolf/dog confusing hybrid. He hid under my legs.

If you're going to make a bad, cheesy monster movie, at least use what you have! I mean if Scott Baio, playing himself, had been the king of all werewolves this movie would be remembered forever. Instead, they half-assed it.

Where has all the quality crap gone?
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