David is thinking about the meat faerie (zoomardav) wrote,
David is thinking about the meat faerie

Ten Things I Have Done That You Probably Haven't...

At least the ones that occur to me today.

1. Been flipped off by B.B. King.
2. Tried to find a gas mask to fit a pug.
3. Helped to design a successful toy.
4. Almost hit B.B. King in an alley while driving a 67 VW Bug.
5. Had my face blacked out and my voice modified for a UFO documentary.
6. Helped to design a miserable failure of a toy.
7. Been married in a stranger's backyard.
8. Had an albino arch-nemesis.
9. Failed a class because the Dick Van Dyke Show was on at the same time and it was a season I hadn't seen.
10. Been quoted in the Weekly World News.
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