However, upon arrival I learned that the Hamburglar is breaking into cars at our hotel with a comically large sack of money.
I hope you didn't miss Spay Day like I did. Roscoe's boys survive another year.
Brian wanted to stop at Burger Me in Bellingham on the way up. The trick here is that when you order you say, "Burger me. Fry me." You don't say "strip me" for the chicken strips, but Elicia did. Hee hee.
The guy at the counter said when they did their pepper jack burger, he suggested they force people to say, "Jack me." The owners wouldn't do it.
Elicia got the Banana Ice Cream with buttered pecans. Brian got a turtle sundae, and yes, you have to say "Turtle me."