David is thinking about the meat faerie (zoomardav) wrote,
David is thinking about the meat faerie


This giant inflatable is outside a gym near my work. I think it is supposed to make you want to work out.

It doesn't.

Unless the ladies disagree. Perhaps this giant sunglass wearing steroid junky is supposed to appeal to you.

Notice his pants have ripped, Bill Bixby-like, as his super muscles expanded and only those ropes are restraining him from going on a King Kong rampage through the Boeing complex while his screaming victims think to themselves, "Boy, his chin sure looks like as ass."

On second thought, as Christina pointed out in comments, it looks like his boys have expanded and totally started to scrotally take over his legs. Those are huge gonads! Oh lordy.

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