David is thinking about the meat faerie (zoomardav) wrote,
David is thinking about the meat faerie

If only I had seen this toy earlier...

If I had seen this last week, my nieces would be getting a different present! Whatever happened to those giant Barbie heads where you did the hair and makeup?

CSI: Forensic Facial Reconstruction Kit: Case #1 Brown Eyes

It has already sold out. I am imagining a small child getting this, applying the clay and then walking up to a parent and saying, "Look daddy, it turned out the corpse was you!"

Then, dad takes his pipe out of his mouth and tossles the little moppets hair.

"That's pretty good junior, why don't you go find your mother's skull next. Pretend the flesh was eaten away by cockroaches and you have to rebuild her nose to help me identify her."
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