David is thinking about the meat faerie (zoomardav) wrote,
David is thinking about the meat faerie

Scottish Joke

An Englishman told me a Scottish joke today. He said it's not as funny to hear someone tell it as it is to see it being told for real.

Person 1: Does your mom sew?

Person 2: Yes.

Person 1 headbutts Person 2 forcefully.

Person 1: Have her stitch that up then.

Then he laughed and said, Well, it's only funny the first time you hear it.
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