2. A giant beautiful bulldog moved into our neighborhood. Her name is Sweetpea and she is enamored with Roscoe. I hope to get a picture soon.
3. As we were leaving the theater after seeing Shaun of the Dead, there was a young homeless guy with a sign that said, "Zombie Protection - $4." I overheard him tell his friend that he had made over a hundred dollars on Saturday.
4. Items in my office.
a. Groucho ventriliquist dummy wearing surplus Israeli army gas mask.
b. Cricket Bat.
c. Photoshopped picture of me standing next to George Takei on the bridge of the Enterprise.
d. Pug Air Freshener that does not smell like an actual pug.