David is thinking about the meat faerie (zoomardav) wrote,
David is thinking about the meat faerie

Fill in the final line...

This is really sophomoric and stupid. But it's cracking me up.

Fill in the final line to this song, sung to the Oscar Mayer tune.

I wish that I were Oscar Wilde's wiener.
That is what I'd really like to be.
Cause if I were Oscar Wilde's wiener
(fill in the blank)

I have a couple, but I don't want to spoil the creativity.
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