David is thinking about the meat faerie (zoomardav) wrote,
David is thinking about the meat faerie
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The Brand America Loves

I got a packet of toothbrushes on sale at my local drugstore. The brand is "Dr. Fresh".

The tag line is, "The Brand America Loves." (TM)

I had to find out what country it was imported from, as the name and tag line are disturbing in a way that non-native English speakers wouldn't detect, so I went to Dr. Fresh's website . It didn't take long to see that Dr. Fresh is an importing company fronting for Indian factories. However, I was shocked to see that they produce a broad range of products including feminine hygiene products.

I am going to email them and propose that they have a separate motto for their maxi pads and panty liners.

"You Won't Just Feel Fresh, You'll Feel Dr. Fresh." (TM)

Because there's nothing better than that fresh from the doctor feeling.
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