"Your eyes are personal grenades that detonate people's emotions."
"Eye contact gives people the impression that you are an intelligent and abstract thinker."
"Technique #2- Sticky Eye. Pretend that your eyes are glued to your conversation partner with sticky warm taffy. Don't break eye contact even after he or she has finsihed speaking. When you must look away do it ever so slowly, reluctantly, stretching the gooey taffy until the tiny string finally breaks."
"To make someone fall in love you use Epoxy Eyes!"