Jennifer Tilly, wearing perfume called Naked Musk, is playing "The Smurf Barbeque" on the hand flute while sipping a ginger martini. Valerie Landsburg is instructing Chuckie on the best way to seduce Tilly. He shakes his head and says it would be easier if the barbershop quartet had a guy singing bass. The Girl From Ipanema plays softly in the background with new lyrics about Jack Palance. Someone whispers in my ear, "Take the A Train, or call the A-team."
Then, as I suspected, when I woke up, Brando was dead.