David is thinking about the meat faerie (zoomardav) wrote,
David is thinking about the meat faerie

Confused dream

Jennifer Tilly, wearing perfume called Naked Musk, is playing "The Smurf Barbeque" on the hand flute while sipping a ginger martini. Valerie Landsburg is instructing Chuckie on the best way to seduce Tilly. He shakes his head and says it would be easier if the barbershop quartet had a guy singing bass. The Girl From Ipanema plays softly in the background with new lyrics about Jack Palance. Someone whispers in my ear, "Take the A Train, or call the A-team."

Then, as I suspected, when I woke up, Brando was dead.
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