David is thinking about the meat faerie (zoomardav) wrote,
David is thinking about the meat faerie

Random Thoughts

Magicians and Clowns are fighting. Thankfully, not one another.

If the clowns did fight the magicians, I think my money would be on the magicians.

I saw a pug fight a didgeridoo while passing through the Folklife festival. To the shame of all pugs everywhere, the pug lost.

A woman I used to work with appeared on Dr. Phil yesterday. It was during emergency marriage rehab or something like that.

She cheated on her husband, in their bed, but that wasn't the interesting thing. At night, when he was asleep, she would sit on his chest and pry his eyes open with her fingers. She said that she did it for attention.

People in barbershop quartets refer to themselves as barbershoppers and always dress sharp. (Resisting desire to make pun about dressing flat. There, the desire has passed.)
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