David is thinking about the meat faerie (zoomardav) wrote,
David is thinking about the meat faerie
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Overheard

Downtown Seattle near The Rack. Black mother to child:

"You know you're going to get hit for that later. There are too many white people around right now."

Borders on 3rd. Waiting in line, two girl in early 20's having a laughing fit.

Girl 1: "Don't laugh! I like him. It's not his fault."

Girl 2: "Maybe you could buy him a little tiny present. Like this little mini-Burt's Bees bottle."

Girl 1: "I like him. It doesn't matter how tiny it is."

Girl 2: "Look, they have tiny little notebooks. That would be perfect! He could trace himself on it."

Both laugh until they cry. Silence for a second.

Girl 1: "At least he smells nice."

Discovery Park. Little girl petting Roscoe.

Nancy: "Do you have a dog?"

Cutie: "No, we have a cat."

Nancy: "What's his name?"

Cutie: "He had his legs cut off last week."

Mother: "No he didn't. He's got his legs."

Cutie: "No, not his legs! He had his eggs cut off and now he's a girl."
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