David is thinking about the meat faerie (zoomardav) wrote,
David is thinking about the meat faerie

Is that all folks?

Stopped at Tower after work to check on the new DVDs. There was a huge tall guy with a huge round potbelly screaming at the person behind the counter. Here is approximately what he screamed at the indifferent, facially pierced teen behind the counter:

“They CLAIM that they have held back some of the good ones so they can spread them over several releases. Well, that is bull...SHIT! They haven’t even included the three most famous Bugs Bunny cartoons on this collection. This is an abortion. A castrated, broken thing they are trying to foist on an unknowing and unsuspecting public. MARK MY WORDS, when people purchase this garbage as Christmas presents, you are going to get a lot of returns when people watch it and find out that “What’s Opera, Doc?” is not included. Can you imagine? Probably the single greatest cartoon short ever produced and they leave it off!”

The Tower employee looked up from his computer screen and smiled, “Gee, it looks like we’ve sold out of all 125 copies we got in. Did you want me to put your name on the waiting list? We should have it in either tomorrow or Friday.”

Long silence.

“Yes, that would be fine.”

When I got home, I saw this. I'm still going to buy it.
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