David is thinking about the meat faerie (zoomardav) wrote,
David is thinking about the meat faerie

Howie Mandell may be too busy for a talk show...

He may be tapped to replace John Ritter on his 8 Simple Rules show.

This is how I imagine the show:

Mom: Girls, now that your father is dead, I have asked one of his brothers to move in with us.

Girl 1: Is it Uncle Henry Winkler?

Mom: No.

Girl 2: Oh, I hope it's Uncle Tony Danza.

Mom: Nope. It's your uncle Howie Mandell!

Girl 1: (breaking character) Not really. Are you serious? Jesus Christ, why not just cancel us? It would be more humane.

Girl 2: (pulling out cell phone) Hello, Maury? Can you get me on the O.C.? A guest shot? Anything...?
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