David is thinking about the meat faerie (zoomardav) wrote,
David is thinking about the meat faerie


Too often, I find myself bored with the internet. How many useful website are there?

Well, I stumbled across two today!

The first sells plastic meat! It is really expensive, but oh so worth it!

This turkey costs $50.00! Fake something should probably never cost more than actual something. Still, click and enjoy all the plastic meat and charcoal briquets and plastic slices of American cheese.

The second is the University of Minnesota searchable database of American Social Hygiene Posters. There are enough cool images here to keep every zine writer, political flier xeroxer and band poster maker busy until they become discouraged with life and give up! Learn how women are all dangerous carriers of disease! Learn the proper length of time to take a shower! (3 minutes hot water and soap. 30 seconds of cold water to rinse. 4 minutes of rubbing with a coarse towel.) Searchable! Linkable! You love it!

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