You see, she signed a deal to make these just before saying that she thought gay people were going to hell. Since the only people who were going to buy this were collectors of broadway memorabilia, the market dried up faster than... well, Carol Channing's... never mind.
This means they went on sale for cheap. So cheap, protesters were actually buying them to burn them outside of places she was appearing. I rushed in to pick one up. As an expert in the novelty industry, I can tell you that something this strange comes along only once every couple of year.
It came with this certificate in authenticity signed by Carol herself. Her signature looks like it should be on a birthday check for five dollars from your grandma. SCORE!
So far, she is fitting in like one of the family.
Finally, here is a picture of her waiting in my bed to slice me up as I sleep.
Notice she left plastic bags on her hands so she wouldn't leave prints on the knife. Carol Channing loves her CSI!