David is thinking about the meat faerie (zoomardav) wrote,
David is thinking about the meat faerie
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Things I never thought I would say today.

While out for a walk with Roscoe, we ran into a little dog who got so excited he broke away from his owner to get to Roscoe. The tiny dog ran in front of a car trying to turn into our building and stopped. The driver of the car, a priest in collar and full priest outfit, started shaking his fist and honking his horn.

He glared at me. I said, "You sure are grumpy for a priest."

His face got really red. The lady picked up her dog. The priest gunned his engine and shot up the incline into the parking garage.

I didn't even know a priest lived in my building. Lucky me.

He's probably in his apartment praying to his God for the death of tiny dogs.
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