David is thinking about the meat faerie (zoomardav) wrote,
David is thinking about the meat faerie
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Trapped in a Closet

This is just one man's opinion, but R. Kelly's "Trapped in the Closet" song and video cycle may be the worst thing ever produced by popular culture. It is so clumsy and wrong-headed it is its own parody.

This, my favorite couplet, is a description of him having sex:

And that's when I started going crazy
like i was trying to give her a baby.

It's like Ed Wood was an R & B singer with unlimited funds.

I can't recommend watching them highly enough.
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