David is thinking about the meat faerie (zoomardav) wrote,
David is thinking about the meat faerie
zoomardav

Worked here too long.

I left a copy of Mary-Kate and Ashley Magazine, premiere issue from 2001, on the back of the toilet in the men's room at my work. It was open to an article called "Top Ten Reasons We Started Our Own Magazine" (Number 1: Because we can!)

The first day, one person came up to me and said, "Did you leave that magazine in the men's room."

I said, "Yeah."

He said, "Pretty funny, but I knew it was you."

The next day I got a call from a female manager in the building. She said, "I have an employee here who is a little freaked out that there's a Mary-Kate and Ashley Magazine in the men's room upstairs. I told him it was probably just you trying to be creepy. You did it, right?"

"Yeah."

"Ok, bye, I figured."

Today, this British guy who works for me, and is not tuned in to American culture that much, came to my office and said, "What the hell is that magazine in the toilet?"

"Which one?"

"The girls one. I sat down and started reading it and after about five minutes I said 'What the fuck is this?' and threw it across the fucking room. I still don't know what it was, but I figure you did it."

I'm becoming too obvious.
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