So, my sister begrudgingly sent her daughter to a Christian pre-school. She had braved the Unitarians for her first child, but this group seemed to be of a different breed.
Since she started going, she talks about Jesus all the time. He created everything. He invented everything. I had an interesting theological debate with her about whether Jesus made her poop.
Tonight, my sister told me that when she asked her what she wanted to wear to school tomorrow, she replied, "Jesus."
This I gotta see.