David is thinking about the meat faerie (zoomardav) wrote,
David is thinking about the meat faerie
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Jesus

Today at work we got in a shipment of 21,000 Deluxe Jesus Action Figures: Miracle Edition. It's a completely revised product from our first Jesus action figure, much finer detail, and it comes with miracles. Jesus has glow-in-the-dark healing hands, fishes and loaves and a barrel that changes water into wine.

However, all 21,000 of them have bright red eyes and instead of painting the hands with a dab of glow paint, they made the hands out of dirty yellow clear plastic. It looks like he has leprosy. However, with the hands and red eyes, it looks more like he's succumbed to the ways of the Dark Side and become a Sith. Darth Messiah.

We're still debating exactly what we're going to do with them, but we can't sell them the way they are.

And yes, cukebrian, I will grab you one no matter what solution we eventually come up with.
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