David is thinking about the meat faerie (zoomardav) wrote,
David is thinking about the meat faerie
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Oh, but anyway, Toto, we're home! Home! And this is my room -- and you're all here! And I'm not goin

Had a fever for a while yesterday. One of my favorite things to do when I'm sick with a fever is to just sit with a pad of paper in front of me and write down all the wonderful ideas that pop into my head. They are all genius at the time, which is what makes them so much fun to read the next day.

The surprise is when I come up with something good. Which I did! (I won't tell you what because I'm going to write it.)

Here are some of the other ideas and random things I thought were worth writing down:

1. Spiders with wheels, like a biker gang, but spiders.
2. What if a Nigerian Prince really did need help accessing his funds. No one would believe him.
3. The plural of bigfoot is bigfoot.
4. With the right lollipop, you could easily make a sundae that looked like a Dalek's head.
5. If a homophobe is afraid of gay people, is a homophone someone who calls gay people?
6. Why am I forced to justify the existence of toys?
7. What if in that movie the Matrix when he took the red pill, reality was a nicer place than the lies he told himself. Why does the truth always mean worse? What if we all really live in the "It's a Small World" ride at some giant Disney?

And, yes, me with a fever is how I imagine William Shatner thinks all the time.
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