My car is parked in front of our building and I have to take Roscoe out anyway, so I decide to make sure my windshield is intact. I go outside, do a quick sweep of my car, no damage. In the middle of the street, walking away from me, is a skinny man wearing only jeans walking purposely forward. I decide to follow him.
On the balcony of our building a woman in a black dress is pointing a powerful flashlight at the man. He swats the light away from his head as if it might sting him. The woman points the flashlight away from him. The man suddenly stops, looks side to side and then turns and starts walking back toward me. He leaves the middle of the street and goes the sidewalk.
I get out of his way behind some bushes. He goes into our building, with a key. I walk to where he was, the woman in the black dress points the flashlight at me. I look up directly into the light. I hear the woman say something. She turns the light out and goes back into her apartment.
I don't want to know anything else about the situation. This is just enough information for it to be interesting.
I am now sitting in my apartment waiting for Columbo to come interview me. When he's done, he'll thank me for my time and tell me I've been very helpful.