David is thinking about the meat faerie (zoomardav) wrote,
David is thinking about the meat faerie
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I am six feet five inches tall. I weigh about 240 pounds.

For being that big, I'm not very imposing. But, lately I've been feeling huge.

Today I was walking down a hall at work and I just let myself fill up the space. Something I rarely do. A woman, who I've worked with for five years, walked out of her office and said, "Jesus, you're tall," like she was seeing me for the first time.
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Roscoe stole a chicken sausage yesterday.



He ran with it for a while. We let him eat it. He looked like a tiny movie gangster smoking a cigar.


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If you go to the Archie McPhee store, you can buy a bag of plagues for Passover. That makes me happy. Shop early and avoid the rush.
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