David is thinking about the meat faerie

04:15 pm - The Twitter Me

Boring, short things about me.

• My mother-in-law's pug may have the longest pug tongue in the world. is.gd/1elWl #

04:15 pm - The Twitter Me

Boring, short things about me.

• In Toledo OH, ran the Yelp app for nearby well reviewed businesses. It says there are none. Sigh, #

04:15 pm - The Twitter Me

Boring, short things about me.

• In Ohio, raccoons ate my dad's internet. Seriously. #

04:15 pm - The Twitter Me

Boring, short things about me.

• About to get on plane. I had always assumed 4am was a myth, but it's very real. #

04:15 pm - The Twitter Me

Boring, short things about me.

• Nancy says, My eyelashes are so long they're rubbing on my sunglasses #latisse #

04:15 pm - The Twitter Me

Boring, short things about me.

• Had fun driving around Seattle w/ @hambox discussing how we would want our enemies punished w/ the ashes of our cremated remains. +Cupcakes! #

04:15 pm - The Twitter Me

Boring, short things about me.

• Downstairs neighbors are having a loud party. They're drunk and having a screaming argument about health care reform. So boring. So boring. #

04:15 pm - The Twitter Me

Boring, short things about me.

• Exchanging emails with Ivan Stang of the church of subgenius. Trying not to let on how excited on am to talk to him. #

04:15 pm - The Twitter Me

Boring, short things about me.

• Michel Gondry, famous movie director, offered to sketch anyone for $19.95. Here is my result. is.gd/TKZA #

04:15 pm - The Twitter Me

Boring, short things about me.

• Funeral home squirrel display! Wow! is.gd/S4qQ #

04:15 pm - The Twitter Me

Boring, short things about me.

• Dr. Who fan buried in Tardis Coffin with flashing blue light, read from Dr. W scripts instead of Bible. is.gd/PFH6 #

04:15 pm - The Twitter Me

Boring, short things about me.

• Quote from work, "Now, THAT's a package that makes me hate Canada." #
• Robot Cupcake! I bought the painting. I bought the cupcake with the painting on it. I still have the painting. is.gd/NKEi #

10:05 pm - Pictures of me

I don't want to put the name of the magazine here, they'll track down this post. I did an interview with a magazine that said they publish for optimistic intellectuals. They are doing an issue analyzing humor (Analyze humor? Always funny!) and interviewed me. They emailed me for a picture of me with product. I sent them these and haven't heard back yet... Perhaps my sarcastic corniness doesn't fit with their intellectual optimism.

Will they see publication?

04:15 pm - The Twitter Me

Boring, short things about me.

• New neighbor saw the unicorn outside my door, said, "Oh, do you have a little girl?" I said, "No, I have a unicorn." is.gd/L7Tu #

08:15 am - Tumblr Blog

I set up a Tumblr blog to share links and stuff.

Click here if you're interested.