David is thinking about the meat faerie
Jun. 26th, 2009
04:15 pm - The Twitter Me
Boring, short things about me.
- My mother-in-law's pug may have the longest pug tongue in the world. is.gd/1elWl #
Jun. 23rd, 2009
04:15 pm - The Twitter Me
Boring, short things about me.
- In Toledo OH, ran the Yelp app for nearby well reviewed businesses. It says there are none. Sigh, #
Jun. 21st, 2009
04:15 pm - The Twitter Me
Boring, short things about me.
- In Ohio, raccoons ate my dad's internet. Seriously. #
Jun. 20th, 2009
04:15 pm - The Twitter Me
Boring, short things about me.
- About to get on plane. I had always assumed 4am was a myth, but it's very real. #
Jun. 19th, 2009
04:15 pm - The Twitter Me
Boring, short things about me.
- Nancy says, My eyelashes are so long they're rubbing on my sunglasses #latisse #
Jun. 18th, 2009
04:15 pm - The Twitter Me
Boring, short things about me.
- Had fun driving around Seattle w/ @hambox discussing how we would want our enemies punished w/ the ashes of our cremated remains. +Cupcakes! #
Jun. 13th, 2009
04:15 pm - The Twitter Me
Boring, short things about me.
- Downstairs neighbors are having a loud party. They're drunk and having a screaming argument about health care reform. So boring. So boring. #
Jun. 9th, 2009
04:15 pm - The Twitter Me
Boring, short things about me.
- Exchanging emails with Ivan Stang of the church of subgenius. Trying not to let on how excited on am to talk to him. #
Jun. 8th, 2009
04:15 pm - The Twitter Me
Boring, short things about me.
- Michel Gondry, famous movie director, offered to sketch anyone for $19.95. Here is my result. is.gd/TKZA #
Jun. 7th, 2009
04:15 pm - The Twitter Me
Boring, short things about me.
- Funeral home squirrel display! Wow! is.gd/S4qQ #
Jun. 6th, 2009
04:15 pm - The Twitter Me
Boring, short things about me.
- Dr. Who fan buried in Tardis Coffin with flashing blue light, read from Dr. W scripts instead of Bible. is.gd/PFH6 #
Jun. 4th, 2009
04:15 pm - The Twitter Me
Boring, short things about me.
- Quote from work, "Now, THAT's a package that makes me hate Canada." #
- Robot Cupcake! I bought the painting. I bought the cupcake with the painting on it. I still have the painting. is.gd/NKEi #
Jun. 3rd, 2009
10:05 pm - Pictures of me
I don't want to put the name of the magazine here, they'll track down this post. I did an interview with a magazine that said they publish for optimistic intellectuals. They are doing an issue analyzing humor (Analyze humor? Always funny!) and interviewed me. They emailed me for a picture of me with product. I sent them these and haven't heard back yet... Perhaps my sarcastic corniness doesn't fit with their intellectual optimism.
Will they see publication?


Jun. 1st, 2009
04:15 pm - The Twitter Me
Boring, short things about me.
- New neighbor saw the unicorn outside my door, said, "Oh, do you have a little girl?" I said, "No, I have a unicorn." is.gd/L7Tu #
08:15 am - Tumblr Blog
I set up a Tumblr blog to share links and stuff.
Click here if you're interested.
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